In my early 20s I ran around the way most people in their early twenties do, not worrying about the consequences of my actions as long as what ever happened was fun for me in that moment. For a moment i slowed down enough to see how crazy my fast life was. One night, right before falling asleep, I thought to my self 'I'm going to hell'. The next morning I awoke to the news that it was a Christian Jubilee year and the pope was absolving everyone's sins.
And thus began my first second chance.
Today I dressed in a skirt for work. I went out to my car and sat down in the drivers seat. It was at this time I discovered that sometime during the night some one had walked up my driveway and, thru the 2 inch crack i had left i my window, deposited an egg. Which I sat in. While wearing a skirt. And now I think I have bird flu (or, at the very least, bird clamidia).
And so today I have decided to erase any sort of guilt I may have been carrying around for passing judgement on or talking shit about others.
Thank you late night vandal for for allowing me to make one big lump sum deposit into the Karma bank bringing my Karmic debt back into the black.
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