completely stoned

I know I disappointed some people in the community a couple of months back when it was reported that I was going to movies and even watching some television shows while under no drug influence what so ever. Since the embarrassing incident I have been under the watchful eye of four top hippies and they have deemed me a complete and total stoner. You see, I discovered sobriety by accident when I couldn’t get a bag for over a week. I was just acting out when I was doing things without hitting a joint first. Sobriety was not a constant thing for me. I’ve been high for the past ninety days and that should prove to all those with doubts that I am a stoner. I do however admit to random acts of public decency, and hope that will not be held against me as I pursue my masters degree in psychology.