ya wanna be on top?

Any one who has ever heard of Americas next top model will be completely surprised to learn that the woman who sings the shows theme song is in fact Tyra Banks herself! Damn you Tyra Banks for making me continually switch back to your talk show with the promise of a secret involving both you and ANTM. Look bitch, just because you haven’t said something out loud on TV doesn’t mean it’s a secret. What’s next? Are you going to reveal that one of your breasts is considerably larger than the other?